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A ''Glogan'' is an onomatopoeic phrase which arouses from when a certain gifted individual sucks air into thier rectum almost like a reverse fart, the sound created is if you listen makes a glooggggaann.

Variation
''The Hogan Glogan''

when the said individual performs a glogan but also simultaneously performs a famous hulk-hogan taunt or signature move thus creating a hogan glogan.
here comes hulkmania glooogaannnn. did you hear that glogan.

hahah jack draycott just did a glogan

OMG i didnt know you could glogan
Glogan by tez hester September 19, 2009
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A confused breed of inner western suburb folk, who struggle with their place in the world, essentially they are bogans but continually try to glamourise a bogans appeal
Check out that glogan!

That glogan's got heels on her pluggers.
Glogan by Omar Gard December 22, 2003
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Glogan Talldirty 

When you haven't showered in 3 weeks then you scrape your ass cheese and make a grilled cheese sandwich with it fry this with Green Bay Butter and serve it to your whole family
Lucas Had a Glogan Talldirty for breakfast

Taking a Grogan 

Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."
"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."

Groganise 

To Groganise: To improve a board games enjoyability by tweaking a rule or set-up.
we need to groganise this game to make it less swingy
Groganise by Mawihtec February 10, 2018
A Googan is a term used by local fishermen to describe idiots on the water. They are dangerous, oblivious and lack talent when operating boats, tying knots, choosing the correct fishing gear and the like. A Googan might look capable and confident but be careful around them. Their lack of knowledge, skills and abilities around the water can disturb your day in any number of ways. Usually, their confidence far outweighs their competence, and their ineptitude shows itself rather quickly through either words, appearance, or actions.
That Googan does not know how to tie a knot and will most likely loose the fish when it bites the hook.
Googan by green feat March 13, 2022

reverse grogan 

Applies when a person sits the opposite way on the shitter during the act of laying a grogan. ie Facing the wall.

This term can also apply to laying of a brogan and aargan, but not usually a frogan.
Bill particularly enjoyed laying reverse grogans due to the fascinating mural of Bertha's aggots on the wall.
reverse grogan by Boon March 9, 2004
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