glocker

Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.

I gave her the glocker and then all of a sudden, "bang! bang!", she was shot.

by cuethug April 6, 2004

Glockered

Used to describe something that is unusual for one to say, or is "out-of-pocket".

Friend: "You know, why do we respect autistic people?"
You: "Whoa, that was glockered!"

by Jarmedo March 23, 2024

Glocker

When some is an absolute God at giving head.

"did you see that girl at the party last week!?, She was a hardcore glocker".

by Bj.novack November 12, 2020