glocker

Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.

I gave her the glocker and then all of a sudden, "bang! bang!", she was shot.

by cuethug April 6, 2004

Glocker

When some is an absolute God at giving head.

"did you see that girl at the party last week!?, She was a hardcore glocker".

by Bj.novack November 12, 2020

glockencock

The Scottish celebration in which they celebrate the kilt as a memory of old man McHaggis who got his dick shot off.

"On glockencock we wear the kilt to let our cocks hang free"

by Concerned Psychopath December 4, 2020

Glockenspiel

1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids

2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells

Can also be shorted to “glock”

Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now

Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man

by Extra Muscular Car January 1, 2023

grockers

When the king bangs on the wall and the Grockmonster comes out with his green coat and bockers.

He’s in his grockers

by Park Dean October 2, 2023

Die Glocke

translate from german to "the bell" most well known as the nazi secret weapon form world war 2, though the portrayed as a weapon in "call of duty 5" as the "wunderwaffe dg2" it conception in todays media is a flying suacer like object that could defy gravity, said to have been tested at the secret nazi base Der Riese,

confused allied soldier-"is that a flying saucer?!?!"
captured german soldier-"nah thats just hitlers die glocke"

by im not a nazi April 10, 2011

glockenspiel'd

The occurance of getting showed up by a glockenspiel while playing a seemingly more serious instruments.

*Steve lets out a short guitar riff*'
*Kerry performs a massive glockenspiel solo, totally flooring the crowd*
Random audience member: "Dude, you got glockenspiel'd!"

by Bob Slipperman May 14, 2006