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a slang term for the clitoris, usually said by people who are too squeamish to say the word "clit".
Fred:"So I totally pleasured her by touching her clit"
Bob:"Shh, don't say the word clit. Glinch sounds so much better!"
Glinch by GlinchWad January 3, 2010
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A sharp, alarming, and almost unbearable pain momentarily affecting the anus region.
"oh fuck, i just got a glinch!"
Glinch by I unno, buttsex? August 18, 2008
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When ones butthole tightens! Like as when goosed or tampered with!
That scared me so bad I glinched!
Glinch by Teabagger Lance December 31, 2017

Glinch Tennis 

Two males having sex with a single dirty, trashy girl (preferably a smoker) at The Glinch.
Yo, we totally played Glinch Tennis last night! She was a total glit clit though.
Glinch Tennis by glincharoo September 22, 2010

glenchley 

n. (Australian) another word for a hat-stand, usually of a more extravagant variety.
Created because "hat-stand" was too boring and pragmatic; glenchley sounding far more sophistocated.
Feel free to hang up your stuff on the glenchley, old chap.
Haha, you've only got a hat-stand, we've got a glenchley, loser.
glenchley by hundoman March 9, 2015
An ‘Incel’-like person who follows the cult anti-Trans Irish ex-tv personality ‘Glinner’ (Graham Linehan).
Jeez these Glincels are really ganging up on the Trans people today.
Glincel by wolfalicia May 4, 2020

Glitchtale 

Glitchtale is a series of web videos based on the video game Undertale by YouTuber Camila Cuevas. It started with a short animation based on the Genocide Run battle with Sans, and things just snowballed from there.
"How's glitchtale in your opinion?"
"lots of feels bruh"
Glitchtale by JKMOUE September 15, 2017
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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