When a person / pet / animal had eaten so much they’re at an almost standstill. ie overindulging at Christmas
He/ she is so glert, he can’t move
by Che Guevara December 26, 2019
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(verb)
To stealthily pick up the tab in a social situation before others are aware or have a chance to ask for the tab themselves.
(verb)
To stealthily pick up the tab in a social situation before others are aware or have a chance to ask for the tab themselves.
I was gertzed at Waffle House by my girlfriend when I went to the restroom; I wish I had known so I could have treated myself to extra bacon with breakfast. #sugarmama
Bill and Christie arrived at dinner before the rest of the family and gave the waitress their credit card so they could gertz the rest of the family at the end of the meal.
Bill and Christie arrived at dinner before the rest of the family and gave the waitress their credit card so they could gertz the rest of the family at the end of the meal.
by La-más-chingona December 23, 2017
Get the Gertz mug.The name Gerta is a Teutonic baby name. In Teutonic the meaning of the name Gerta is: warrior.
She is the most loyal, caring person you will ever meet and you will be thankful to have her in your life.
She is the most loyal, caring person you will ever meet and you will be thankful to have her in your life.
by rules1234 June 1, 2018
Get the Gerta mug.Can either mean: A fart that smells absolutely fucking disgusting, but is’s more commonly used as a cuss word for someone absolutely fucking retarded. It’s origin comes from our lord and savior, Sultan Shah, who once, on his way to his temple, called one of his servants «gært» as he did not bring Sultan’s glasses like he was asked to do. The servant was later decapitated and the word «gært» was written on his tombstone.
by PistoPlays January 21, 2021
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-No dude, I'm straight.
-They ruined a song AGAIN. They Gleethenized it.
-No dude, I'm straight.
-They ruined a song AGAIN. They Gleethenized it.
by PinkBombBo April 21, 2010
Get the Gleethenized mug.A really cool German last name. There's only about 12 people with the last name alive in 2010, most live in the United States. Pronounced Gerty-jensen.
by DGert December 25, 2010
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