Glert

When a person / pet / animal had eaten so much they’re at an almost standstill. ie overindulging at Christmas

He/ she is so glert, he can’t move

Glert by Che Guevara December 26, 2019

Gertz 

gərts
(verb)

To stealthily pick up the tab in a social situation before others are aware or have a chance to ask for the tab themselves.

I was gertzed at Waffle House by my girlfriend when I went to the restroom; I wish I had known so I could have treated myself to extra bacon with breakfast. #sugarmama

Bill and Christie arrived at dinner before the rest of the family and gave the waitress their credit card so they could gertz the rest of the family at the end of the meal.

Gertz by La-más-chingona December 23, 2017

Gerta 

The name Gerta is a Teutonic baby name. In Teutonic the meaning of the name Gerta is: warrior.
She is the most loyal, caring person you will ever meet and you will be thankful to have her in your life.

Hey, I'm Gerta, I care.

Gerta by rules1234 June 1, 2018

Gært 

Can either mean: A fart that smells absolutely fucking disgusting, but is’s more commonly used as a cuss word for someone absolutely fucking retarded. It’s origin comes from our lord and savior, Sultan Shah, who once, on his way to his temple, called one of his servants «gært» as he did not bring Sultan’s glasses like he was asked to do. The servant was later decapitated and the word «gært» was written on his tombstone.

You are such a fucking gært!

Gært by PistoPlays January 21, 2021

Gleethenized 

When the popular T.V. show "Glee" takes a good song and turns it into bubblegum crap.

-Man did you watch "Glee" last night?
-No dude, I'm straight.
-They ruined a song AGAIN. They Gleethenized it.

Gleethenized by PinkBombBo April 21, 2010

Gertjejansen 

A really cool German last name. There's only about 12 people with the last name alive in 2010, most live in the United States. Pronounced Gerty-jensen.

The Gertjejansen kids are so cool!

Gertjejansen by DGert December 25, 2010

Skrttzy Gertzy

What you call someone who is dating a fucking piece of pizza

Rylie: Dude I give up on life I'm a Skrttzy Gertzy\
April: I was a Skrttzy Gertzy until I met my boi
Minecraft_Tuber_Kid: hello am boi

Skrttzy Gertzy by Minecraft_Tuber_Kid January 13, 2019