Glerf

Someone who sits at home all day making up words and sounds.

Mr. Saxton is a glerf.

by A glerf August 31, 2016

GLERF

The opposite of a FLERF. Someone who shames Flat Earth believers, usually by using science incorrectly.

GLERFS believe everything NASA tells them.

by xdfil November 12, 2021

glerpes

Difficult to cure and highly infectious, this is glitter that travels from person to person after even minimal contact. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. A great number of queer people, particularly gay men, catch and spread glerpes.

Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.

Jourdan works at the Center For Queer Children and regularly spreads glerpes.

by Kari Tether December 18, 2014

glern scoot

The worst science teacher you could ever possible have. He never has any idea what hes doing, and to make up for his dull attitude, he attempts to do an experiment, but almost blows his face off.

"This teacher is totally a glern scoot"
"I know man, its brutal..."

by Prisane January 6, 2016

gerfunkenrub

A substitute word for any sexual reference. Refers to nothing specifically but sounds extremely dirty.

Ger-funk-in-rub

John got his gerfunkenrub juice all over my shoes.

I just went to see him gerfunkenrub his gherkin.

by JocelynAlyssa October 6, 2007

gerfunkenrub

In the future, this word shall be often heard in Safeway stores. It's a polite word to mask a perverted act.

I can just tell by that woman's face that she hasn't been gerfunkenrubbed in a long time.

by QWERTUIOP March 2, 2008

Gerf-nugget

An exclamation of anger or annoyedness.

"Gerf-nugget! The camera's broken!"
"Gerf-nugget! I don't want to go to school tomorrow!"

by Lauren Adele March 27, 2010