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Glensed by Gay stopper February 24, 2019
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Glensema
Glensema is a phenomenon on the Belgian coast, often seen as a woman of middle age who is told to exist out of pure awesomeness. She often appears in conversations between teenagers, when large amounts of beer or alcohol have been consumed. They often chant in her name, although nobody has ever seen glensema in person.
(sung) Glenssema, glenssema, glensemaa!
Glessed
To be under the extreme influence of methamphetamine. Typically the variety made in basements and by mountain people. Refers to the glossy condition of the eyes while using, similar to the term glossed when referring to alcohol.
-Did you see Jon at the party?
-Ya, he was Glessed out of his mind. He must have just come from his Mom's trailer.
-Ya, he was Glessed out of his mind. He must have just come from his Mom's trailer.
Glessed by tortfeasor1 March 23, 2011
Glenside
Absolute monarchy on the outskirts of Phildelphia under the jurisdiction of the omnipotent ruler Timothy Merlini. Though a harsh and ruthless king, he represents G-Side well in the forms of getting fucked up, fucking bitches and, last but certainly not least, getting money (on the reg!). Though Glenside is a landlocked territory, its residents can be seen partying on yachts. Also home to Tommy Gunz (aka Choppa, the Chicago piano, the rap Leonidus, etc.) who has been known to snap a few necks and, subsequently, cash a few checks. See ya at Brooke muhfucka
Tiiim: YEOo!
Glensidian: (bows) Your highness! The town has gone to ruins! Plague and famine have ravished our once mighty kingdom. Our women and children have become slaves. Our men fight yet they die fighting. Hope is lost!
Tim: Yea but we can still get merked with some bitties.
T-Gunz: Yea I don't give a fuck! Glenside!
Glensidian: (bows) Your highness! The town has gone to ruins! Plague and famine have ravished our once mighty kingdom. Our women and children have become slaves. Our men fight yet they die fighting. Hope is lost!
Tim: Yea but we can still get merked with some bitties.
T-Gunz: Yea I don't give a fuck! Glenside!
Glenside by Wayne Brady18 October 1, 2009
GLENSIDE
the first definiton got it perfect. It's officially the greatest town in the history of civilization. one note though, GLENSIDE is always spelled entirely in capital letters, thus to signify it's excellence over crap towns that only capitalize their first letter. GLENSIDE is a mainly all upper-middle class, Irish, roman catholic town, with tremendous pride, toughness, class and tolerance of alcohol. GLENSIDE owns anything and everything in the world.