Glessed 

To be under the extreme influence of methamphetamine. Typically the variety made in basements and by mountain people. Refers to the glossy condition of the eyes while using, similar to the term glossed when referring to alcohol.

-Did you see Jon at the party?

-Ya, he was Glessed out of his mind. He must have just come from his Mom's trailer.

Glessed by tortfeasor1 March 23, 2011

glossed 

A state of extreme highness in which ones eyes are quite shiny and appear glossy.

Dude Dylan smoked some quality dank and got hella glossed on friday.

glossed by Buh Buh BlackPower October 17, 2008

He glassed me! 

To hit someone over the head with a bottle.

Boxer Dereck Chisora being hit over the head with a bottle by rival David Haye. Derek said "He glassed me!"

He glassed me! by Addssuck April 24, 2012

Glassed 

The act of land becoming shiny, hard, and otherwise glass like after a nuclear strike from the intense heat and pressure.

Although Kim Jong Un wanted to nuke the US, he knew his entire country would be glassed if he did.

Glassed by Dankus Memeticus January 2, 2018

Glossed Up 

She's got them DSLs prepped to suck the D.

Did you see them lips? She's all glossed up and ready to go.

Glossed Up by HillsMountains May 4, 2018

bitch u guessed it

A cocky way of saying "you were right".

Bitch u guessed it.

bitch u guessed it by Habibino Caine October 30, 2014

guessedge 

knowledge under construction

all entries in the urban dictionary are guessedge until they make it into wikipedia, which is when they become 'knowledge'

guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere

when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities

all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'

guessedge by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009