Definitions by crispywolf

Gleeson juice

Spermatic fluid, Semen, Cum, jizz, etc.

"how did you missus die"
"oh sure she died from drowning in my gleeson juice"

Gleeson juice by crispywolf April 24, 2025

Gleesoner 

A person addicted to gleesoning

"Did you hear old Toby's a gleesoner?"

"Really?"

"I always expected him, honestly."

Gleesoner by crispywolf April 24, 2025

Gleeson 

(n) 1. The act of repeatedly cranking one's tallywhacker until it produces large quantities of gleeson juice (spermatic fluid.)

(v) Repeatedly cranking one's tallywhacker until it produces large quantities of spermatic fluid.

"Did you hear the janitor gleesoned everywhere yesterday?"
"WHAT!!??"
"He had to clean it all up and then got fired"

Gleeson by crispywolf April 24, 2025

Dirty Gleesoner

A dirty Gleesoner is the act of walking into the middle of a classroom during a test and gleesoning everywhere until the walls are covered with gleeson juice

"Bro, why were you in the principal's office yesterday?"
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"Did you not hear? I pulled a dirty gleesoner yesterday."

Dirty Gleesoner by crispywolf April 24, 2025