Gleamer

A younger, most likely middle school aged female who uses VSCO, and Tik Tok constantly. They usually try their best to get the most attention they can possibly get. They make dumb amounts of noise with hydroflasks in class, and always smack gum as loud as possible. They usually are super interested in boy bands, kpop, and/or Twenty one pilots. There are many variations, including emo gleamer, and gamer gleamer. They also love to post their friends names on The Urban Dictionary with descriptions of their specific friends. Synonyms include dumb bitches, and VSCO Girls.

Man, goddamn, I sit next to a stupid Gleamer in class, and she makes the most fucking noise a human can possibly make with that stupid fucking hydroflask

by BleasheeVor September 22, 2019

Emo Gleamer

The Emo version of a Gleamer. They think they are a normal emo just because of the fact that they use a lot of eyeliner, and wear dark colors, but in reality, they are usually just Twenty One Pilots. They aren't hardcore enough for metal, and most of the time, just rock in general. They religiously believe that Billie Eilish is goth when in reality shes just an overblown pop singer.

Yo, i just talked to that Emo Gleamer. I told her she wasn't a real emo, and she was like "I am a real emo, but metal is too hardcore for me, I only listen to pop music. B-But I'm still an emo!!"

by BleasheeVor September 22, 2019

Gamer Gleamer

a Gleamer that does not really play any game other than Overwatch or Minecraft. They constantly judge you for your game selection and will get mad when you like a game other than Overwatch or Minecraft, and will refuse to play anything else. They are mostly into gaming because of the male attention from horny 14 year olds and Redditors.

No, dude, don't fall for it. Shes totally a Gamer Gleamer, I asked her what games she played and she couldn't name more than 2.

by BleasheeVor September 22, 2019

gleemergency

an emergency situation or state of being related to the tv show GLEE.

1) Hey someone miscounted- there's 5 nerds coming over but we only have 4 slushies- Gleemergency!!!

2) "So Puck is still dating that fat chick? Somebody push the gleemergency re-write button- stat!"

by Fan of Frenzy January 27, 2011

Geeamermania

pronouced "Gee-a-mur-mania"

A word describing a condition when a person hears anything from video game theme songs to simple game sound effects (super mario jumping, noise it makes when running into a pokemon and it going into battle mode on any of the gameboy verisons of pokemon), to a computer mouse clicking noise and a buzzing noise a faulty computer monitor may make, all when trying to fall asleep.

Man walks into work at the office having bloodshot eyes and bags that sit right under them while drinking huge amounts of caffeine. His friend slowly walks up to him.

Friend- "Man looks like you havent slept in days! what happen!!?"

Man- "I think i got that damn GEEAMERMANIA again! i had it when i was a kid, i used to play games and be on the computer alot......the sounds never stop!!"

::friend floor slaps man in hopes of waking him up more::

by Gabesuckapunch September 29, 2009

Gleaner

1 - Someone that cleans up the scraps in a field after a harvester finishes gathering the ripe fruits and vegetables.

2 - A term for someone who has to settle for the crap left over after the more privileged individuals pick through first.

"The harvester just finished with the field. Go send the gleaners to clean up."

"Last halloween my older brothers picked through my trick-or-treat bag and took all of my chocolate. All I had left were Smarties and raisins. I felt like a gleaner."

by Jay21310 March 13, 2013

gleakerson

A person that you find annoying/stupid

Stop being such a gleakerson Jacob!

by Lepegames September 22, 2021