Glaze Donut
When your girlfriend falls asleep or passes out early, and you jerk off next to her, you ejaculate on her ass and by morning your cum dries like a glaze donut on her ass.
Glaze Donut by Mad Hater March 26, 2009
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Glaze your donut
To have someone shoot a load of cum on and around your gaped butthole making it look like a glazed donut
Glaze your donut by Test Her limit bruh October 9, 2020
Donut Glaze Syndrome
noun
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”
Donut Glaze Syndrome by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025
Glazed donut
Glazed donut by LitnessFitness5 July 25, 2016
Boston Glazed Donut
When the male begins to stick his big ass dick into a female's ear hole. Then begins to shove the ear wax down his Penis Hole. Then begins to spread the rest of the ear wax on his dick, giving it a glazed affect. Then he begins to oral fuck her.
Boston Glazed Donut by BostonBaker June 27, 2017
Glazed donut with sprinkles
Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald, and he turned it into a glazed donut with sprinkles."
Glazed donut with sprinkles by SimianFriday March 5, 2019
Glazed Donut
Glazed Donut by BShizzle December 2, 2004
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