Glastonbury High School 

Glastonbury high school is a public high school for grades 9-12 that is predominately full of kids sheltered within the Caucasian , Christian, and rich Glastonbury bubble.

It's students come from very diversified backgrounds (some consider themselves to be upper middle class others consider themselves to be upper class).

The dress code at GHS is sporadically enforced and outfits worn by students scream "I payed way to much for this."

Despite Glastonbury's enormous white and rich population the lunches are comparable to prison food. With Grade D beef, watered down dressings, pathetic bagels (which apparently meet state standards: the standard probably being the bagel must have a hole in the middle), whole grain poptarts (now that's just wrong) and an abundance of bruised apples and prepackaged carrots (courtesy of our precious First Lady) the school cafeteria aims to nauseate.

To be sure Glastonbury is the last safe haven for the classic American (white) family.

Oh you're white, snotty, and rich you must go to Glastonbury High School

Glastonbury High School by Don'thurtme March 12, 2013

Glastonbury High School 

A public school in the town of Glastonbury in which the majority of the students are rich and white with a Christian background. The school is a decent place to learn, but some of the teachers are absolutely terrible.

This school is extremely competitive when it comes to athletics and won’t take less than the best for any of it’s teams.

The school itself is just meh. It’s big but has the biggest drug problem ever. About 80% of the students vape or use drugs despite the school having multiple classes in which they showcase the awfulness of them. Having allergies at this school is not good because your eyes will be red and swollen and people will assume you are high.

Kids here like to flex their wealth and even will be judged based on their wealth. The rich kids with the most money and the ones that flex their money are always the most popular. They claim that they are poor and don’t have money for attention.

Overall, this school is full of druggies and spoiled brats.

“That kid is from Glastonbury High School and they are rich and easy to rip off when it comes to drugs”

Glastonbury High School by PinkBananaPie June 22, 2019