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Glassy eyes 

Having glassy eyes is when you've had to many glasses of wine, whisky, vodka or beer and you're shit head drunk, but you refuse to admit it.
Dude, you've got glassy eyes, stop drinking!

Dude, common, i'm not even that drunk! saying while petting a cat but falling it a good doggy.
Glassy eyes by Alohajaskass February 28, 2019
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no eyes on glass 

No eyes on glass is a network monitoring term widely used in the operations world. It's origin is believed to have come out of one of the AT&T centers. Essentially, it means techs do not have to monitor crap. They can just be lazy and wait for a ticketing system to do all the work for them. But it really doesn't make any sense, because even though you aren't looking at the monitoring glass, you have to look at the ticketing glass.
In our monitoring center we have no eyes on glass.
no eyes on glass by Alejandro1 November 7, 2013

eyes of glass 

the act of others being able to see themselves or a part of their identity in another person at that person's will, characteristic of abused individuals, and done as a method for protecting oneself.
Jade allowed John to believe he shared his dislike for the law with her when he looked into her eyes of glass, but really she just wanted to protect herself from his abusive tendencies.
eyes of glass by Jadian April 14, 2008

eyes on glass 

It is when a particular software application or a hardware system requires continuous monitoring. Technicians take breaks and closely monitor traffic, tickets from field and possibly complicated consoles full of graphs and charts. Mostly done on a mission critical application or when a major event is happening on a otherwise unimportant application.

Also look at no eyes on glass for stopping monitoring of a critical application.
Microsoft put eyes on glass during the launch of Cortana.
eyes on glass by PoorBaby October 14, 2015

bouta get glass in your eyes in a minute 

Something you can say to people with glasses if they are annoying you
Kid named krish: hey, your dumb, shame shame shame

You: shut up

Krish: haha shut up hahahahaha shut up

You: you "bouta get glass in your eyes in a minute"
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