Glargungle
A very intellectual and nonchalant chud where he's always loveable but never finds a gf even though he has very good interests
Glargungle by ChuddiusTheIII March 16, 2026
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GARFUNGLE
GARFUNGLE is a very majestic and great being. He is so very majestic and wants Vincent to lick his big sweaty toe. There is only one GARFUNGLE in the universe. So if you ever find one then it is probably not a GARFUNGLE cuz there will never be another GARFUNGLE. Btw GARFUNGLE is very majestic if I haven’t mentioned it already.
Avery: Look how majestic garfungle is being right now
Ashley: Of course he is he is GARFUNGLE!
Vincent: He is so majestic I’m going to go lick his big sweaty toe!
Ashley: Of course he is he is GARFUNGLE!
Vincent: He is so majestic I’m going to go lick his big sweaty toe!
GARFUNGLE by Garfungle’s daughter’s friend June 11, 2019
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Glarmpungle
"Hey John, did you hear about the new restaurant that just opened? i hear they have aged Glarmpungle"
"Holy Shit"
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Glarmpungle by the "glumbe" March 3, 2023
garfungle
Something odd, usually referred to as saying " what the hell ? " or " that's retarded ". Also used when in a boring conversation
....I say :" Garfungle ! "
Person says : " What ? "
I say : " I don't know, nothing else to say "
.... Person says : " Guess what ! I got a nerdy ass boyfriend!"
I say : " GARFUNGLE ? "
person says : " whats wrong with that ? "
Person says : " What ? "
I say : " I don't know, nothing else to say "
.... Person says : " Guess what ! I got a nerdy ass boyfriend!"
I say : " GARFUNGLE ? "
person says : " whats wrong with that ? "
garfungle by happyskaterr June 25, 2009
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