Glargungle

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A very intellectual and nonchalant chud where he's always loveable but never finds a gf even though he has very good interests

Bro Tommy is such a glargungle I don't know how he does it or manages it

Glargungle by ChuddiusTheIII March 16, 2026

Words you can keep

GARFUNGLE

GARFUNGLE is a very majestic and great being. He is so very majestic and wants Vincent to lick his big sweaty toe. There is only one GARFUNGLE in the universe. So if you ever find one then it is probably not a GARFUNGLE cuz there will never be another GARFUNGLE. Btw GARFUNGLE is very majestic if I haven’t mentioned it already.

Avery: Look how majestic garfungle is being right now

Ashley: Of course he is he is GARFUNGLE!
Vincent: He is so majestic I’m going to go lick his big sweaty toe!

GARFUNGLE by Garfungle’s daughter’s friend June 11, 2019

Related Words

Glargungle • Garbungle • garfungle • Glarmpungle • Garfunglebungle

Garbungle

When someone is absolutely trash at something

Dude you’re so garbungle at smash bros i’m clapping you with villager

Garbungle by BigFroDH March 31, 2019

Glarmpungle

A fine wine harvested from the depths of Deleware

"Hey John, did you hear about the new restaurant that just opened? i hear they have aged Glarmpungle"
"holy Shit"

Glarmpungle by the "glumbe" March 3, 2023

Glarmpungle

A fine wine harvested from the depths of Delaware

"Hey John, did you hear about the new restaurant that just opened? i hear they have aged Glarmpungle"
"Holy Shit"

Glarmpungle by the "glumbe" March 3, 2023

garfungle

Something odd, usually referred to as saying " what the hell ? " or " that's retarded ". Also used when in a boring conversation

....I say :" Garfungle ! "

Person says : " What ? "
I say : " I don't know, nothing else to say "

.... Person says : " Guess what ! I got a nerdy ass boyfriend!"
I say : " GARFUNGLE ? "

person says : " whats wrong with that ? "

garfungle by happyskaterr June 25, 2009

Garbungle

A fancy and funny way of saying someone is really bad at something.
basically a dumpster full of dog crap

That's garbungle.
That drawing looks like garbungle.
You are garbungle at the piano.

Garbungle by garbungle November 4, 2020

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026