Glargungle

A very intellectual and nonchalant chud where he's always loveable but never finds a gf even though he has very good interests

Bro Tommy is such a glargungle I don't know how he does it or manages it

by ChuddiusTheIII March 16, 2026

GARFUNGLE

GARFUNGLE is a very majestic and great being. He is so very majestic and wants Vincent to lick his big sweaty toe. There is only one GARFUNGLE in the universe. So if you ever find one then it is probably not a GARFUNGLE cuz there will never be another GARFUNGLE. Btw GARFUNGLE is very majestic if I haven’t mentioned it already.

Avery: Look how majestic garfungle is being right now

Ashley: Of course he is he is GARFUNGLE!
Vincent: He is so majestic I’m going to go lick his big sweaty toe!

by Garfungle’s daughter’s friend June 11, 2019

Garbungle

When someone is absolutely trash at something

Dude you’re so garbungle at smash bros i’m clapping you with villager

by BigFroDH March 31, 2019

Glarmpungle

A fine wine harvested from the depths of Deleware

"Hey John, did you hear about the new restaurant that just opened? i hear they have aged Glarmpungle"
"holy Shit"

by the "glumbe" March 3, 2023

Glarmpungle

A fine wine harvested from the depths of Delaware

"Hey John, did you hear about the new restaurant that just opened? i hear they have aged Glarmpungle"
"Holy Shit"

by the "glumbe" March 3, 2023

garfungle

Something odd, usually referred to as saying " what the hell ? " or " that's retarded ". Also used when in a boring conversation

....I say :" Garfungle ! "

Person says : " What ? "
I say : " I don't know, nothing else to say "

.... Person says : " Guess what ! I got a nerdy ass boyfriend!"
I say : " GARFUNGLE ? "

person says : " whats wrong with that ? "

by happyskaterr June 25, 2009

Garbungle

A fancy and funny way of saying someone is really bad at something.
basically a dumpster full of dog crap

That's garbungle.
That drawing looks like garbungle.
You are garbungle at the piano.

by garbungle November 4, 2020