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a person that looks stupid as well as ugly.
did ye see that mankit glakit jaky lookin fucker whit wuz trying to take his keks of wi oot takin his troozers af, cunt was a toatal eggnoramouse mun.
glakit by nud the fud June 8, 2007
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A old scottish word used to describe a person who is gormless, a modern way to say it would be glake. It is still used in costal areas such as Fraserbugh, Buckie and Lossiemouth
fit a galkit
see that swagger on that loon fit a glakit
Glakit by ScottishQuine September 25, 2011
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Scots for "stupid".
Scottish word meaning: stupid, foolish, not very bright, thoughtless, vacant
"awa' yi glaikit bastirt!" (You are joking, you stupid bastard!"
glaikit by Steve W June 18, 2006
Ya glaekit bugger yea (You stupid person you)

Are you glaekit? (Are you Stupid?)
glaekit by Dinger January 1, 2005

Gladitude 

When people think you have attitude but really it's sass from being overly excited or glad
With Christmas coming up her gladitude was over the top and often had her yelling when she spoke.
Gladitude by Cheery McCheer December 4, 2018
you've got a glaikit looking face.
glaikit by lexaclarke April 29, 2022
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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