Give a fuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject

Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.

Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!

Give a fuckness level: 0

Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!

Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck

Give a fuckness by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012

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giveafuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject. From Smosh's episode "ATTENTION: FACEBOOK USERS."

-Ian: Ladies, please stop posting vague status updates that are obviously directed at one person, and yet are somehow are supposed to solicit our sympathy and giveafuckness.

-Annoying Facebook Girl's Status: "Wow thanks a LOT for that thing that you did. I'm NEVER talking to you again!!!"
-Ian: "Giveafuckness level: 0."

-Annoying Facebook Girl's Status: "Brad told me all about that thing you did at summer camp. WOW skank much?"
-Ian: "That's great that whoever you're talking about did something at some place, and that this 'Brad' guy told you about it, but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck!"

giveafuckness by unicornsalad June 6, 2012

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Giveafuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain object.

Guy 1: "Duuude, have you seen my latest status update???"
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, but the amount of giveafuckness I'd need was too f*ckin' high.

Giveafuckness by That One German Dude June 1, 2012

GIVEAFUCKNESS

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject

(coined term by Smosh, March 2nd, 2012, video "Attention : Facebook users")

Facebook friend posts: Ugh counting till 10 is so hard...

Giveafuckness level 0

GIVEAFUCKNESS by James-Ferdinand June 2, 2012

giveafuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain object.

"Ladies, please stop posting vague status updates that are obviously directed at one person, and yet, are somehow supposed to solicit our sympathy and giveafuckness."

giveafuckness by MuscleBooty June 2, 2012

giveafuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject

-Smosh

Facebook statuses:

"Well thanks A LOT for that thing you did. I'm NEVER talking to you again!!!"
-Giveafuckness level 0

giveafuckness by mathvdk June 9, 2012

Giveafuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject.

Brad: "Have you you noticed tom's giveafuckness lateley?"

Ralph:"Yeah it's been really low lately"

Giveafuckness by Ghost Piggy June 1, 2012

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