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Give a Dog a Bone 

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1. Give = Present, feed, hand over, gift
2. Dog = Bitch (Female Dog)
3. Bone = Boner... (Erection)

Math:
Therefore 1+2+3 = Feed a Bitch a Boner

English:
Your about to lay your dick upon a girls mouth, vagina , anus or anyother hole you can find/make...
- CrunkMonk3y "Imma Give a Dog a Bone!!"
- Girl "oooh pick me!"
Give a Dog a Bone by CrunkMonk3y January 5, 2012
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give a dog a bone 

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to shag a dirty bird, otherwise known as a dog.
bloke1: I'm so pissed right now, i'd give that dog a bone.
bloke2: That's your mum for fucks sake you sick bastard!

give a dog a bone 

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If a woman can "Give a dog a bone", it is to be taken as a compliment that even animals find her attractive. It is taken from the nursery rhyme.
Nick knack paddy-whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.


"Casandra would give dog a bone!"- wayne's world 2

give a dog a bone 

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to have a threesome with
(a bone looks like two penises together)
person 1: yo homie lets go give a dog a bone
person 2: yea for real
give a dog a bone by jmoney24 January 14, 2008

give a dog a bone 

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When a girl gives a buy an erection.
Lauren Conrad gave Brian a bone and he gave it right back.

Im so hot, I can give a dog a bone.

she'd give a dog a bone

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An expression that means that a certain female is extremely attractive.
Bobert: "Damn! Did you see Tara tonight?"
Jimothy: "Hell yeah, dogg. She'd give a dog a bone. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!"
Bobert: "Speaking of giving dogs bones, last night I came home real drunk, and my dog...um, yeah..."
Jimothy: "Hey, at least it wasn't a sheep this time."
Bobert: "Amen, brother."

frick frack paddy wack give a dog a bone

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Used as a expression in the case of excitement or shock.
What the frick frack paddy wack give a dog a bone!
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