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(adjective) or/'grand-queef' - the sound a vagina makes after sex with a prince
"Oh it looks like some air got caught in there your highness, I'm probably going to giuffre"
Giuffre by Cephalopod55 February 19, 2022
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Gioffre, giuFfre, gioffrE 

Gioffrey 

Gioffrey is a fun guy to be with, usually the source of all the jokes. But Gioffrey tends to be a little moody and is quiet for most of the time before cracking a joke. He's strong on the outside but also very tender in the inside. At first glance, he may not seem like it, but Gioffrey is actually quite smart. Gioffrey is a little understood and may act mean, but really it's his way of showing affection.
"Gioffrey's really good at math."

"Gioffrey has the cutest smile!"
Gioffrey by unabonita5 August 18, 2021

guffrell 

wind passed through the rear (fart)
awww..... stinky guffrell!
awww.....delicous guffrell!
guffrell by dombo November 26, 2003

Robert Giuffra 

Certified Retard. Has a hard time using a fork correctly and kills his own teammates in R6 on a consistent basis.
I cannot beleive thay Robert Giuffra just shot me in the head in rainbow. He blames it on his mouse but we all know that he is just really dumb.
Robert Giuffra by BigGayIceCream February 5, 2020
OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO GIOFFREDO
gioffredo by Tobehappyforever December 30, 2017
A Gioffre is able to fix a broken heart. A Gioffre can fill an empty space in someone’s heart. A Gioffre can make the lost found. A Gioffre can make the unwanted wanted. A Gioffre can make the unloved loved. A Gioffre is a gift from God. A Gioffre is love. A Gioffre can find you and complete you. And if you ever find an unclejosephgioffre you become the luckiest person ever because then you have met the best man in the whole world.
A Gioffre takes in what was given away and maker it whole again. A Gioffre is joy. A Gioffre is love.
gioffre by mamababeontrend April 13, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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