Girlums 

A word used by complete faggots on internet forums to describe their fat other-half.

Said person is usually an internet troll with 0% life and was abused as a child.

"My girlums is the best!"

"I love my girlums!"

Girlums by Muscleboy August 16, 2009

girlum 

Girlum - (noun) A girl or woman who shares a number of traits with the character Gollum from Lord of the Rings. Example traits: stringy hair, dark mis-sized eyes, raspy voice, jumpy dissettled manner, etc..

Look at that ugly chick, she's a total girlum.

girlum by sniggol May 17, 2006

girlumcized 

The act of reducing an oversized clitoris.

Oh shit that clit was so big she had to get that fucker girlumcized!

girlumcized by gijew the real american hebrew December 13, 2006

garlums

Garlic

Look at those garlums

garlums by Log in 2 deep July 4, 2023