Young Girl Selling Cookies On Corner: Would you like to buy a girlscout cookie?
passerby: Are they made with real Girlscouts?
Toung Girl Selling Cookies On Corner: (puzzled expression) No...?
Passerby: Then I don't want any. By the way, is your Mom training you to be a prostitute?

Girlscout Cookie by No-Merit Badge June 2, 2008

girl scouts

are on the dark side

come to the dark side... we have cookies! therefore the girl scouts are on the dark side

girl scouts by Tapadoodle November 13, 2009

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Girl Scouts of America

The same thing as boyscouts only better because they sell cookies that are good.

GIMME SUM FUCKIN CARMEL DELIGHTS OR I'LL KILL EVERY MOTHER FUCKEER IN THIS ROOM! THER'es GONNA Be blooOd all over the ciling and little girls heead s In flAming FlayMezz flying across the room shooting guts oUT!

Girl Scouts of America by Kruger 7 March 23, 2005

Girlscout Nookie

Sex with a woman of the legal age of consent dressed in a Girlscout Uniform

Dude: My GF got a girlscout uniform and we're gonna get it on!!
Friend: Right on dude! (High Five) You're gonna get some Girlscout Nookie!!

Girlscout Nookie by No-Merit Badge June 2, 2008

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Slutty girlscout

1.Peppermint schnapps in chocolate milk.
2. A girlscout that is slutty.

Whoa man, wanna toss me that slutty girlscout?

Slutty girlscout by Allic February 6, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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