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Girl Fan 

Mostly seen in Facebook or MySpace (female) stalker.
It's the girl that just wants attention, and usually flakes out on the actual hookup. Or she is the total opposite, she's a complete slut for you.

She wants to be your girlfriend but has little to no previous history of actually hanging out with you. She likes to comment on all of your pictures, sending hints that she's "down".

Sounds like: Girlfriend
Man, that chick is on his nuts. She wants to be his *GIRL FAN*.

He has a lot of *GIRL FANS* commenting on his page.
Girl Fan by KuntFu November 26, 2010
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Machine Girl Fan

A machine girl fan is a delirious fool that needs noisy hogwash to blare out their unmedicated ADHD
"My friend has been listening exclusively to white noise recently."
"Oh, they'd make a textbook Machine Girl Fan!"

tv girl fan 

rv girl fans are massively cool and honestly depressed (unless ur. tiktok fan)
"look shes a tv girl fan! she must be fun to hang out with"
tv girl fan by vinnyy♡ August 26, 2023

Oli Sykes Fan Girl 

Oli Sykes obsessives who only "like" the band because of him.

Generally does not know any Bring Me The Horizon songs, but pretends to, posting "I<3BringMeTheHorizon!" all over their wall/comment board.

Genuine Bring Me The Horizon fans find them very annoying.
*debate about Oli Sykes urinating on a fan in 2007*
Oli Sykes Fan Girl: FuCkIn BiTcH rEfUsIn SeX wITh OllI!!!! I'd LeT hIm PiSs On Me!!!!!
Oli Sykes Fan Girl by Cdefines September 5, 2009

Fan girl syndrome 

When you are such a big fan of someone, and you obsess over them so much that you are incapable of talking to them like a real person. You see them as a celebrity and that they are better than you, even though they are most likely close to your age. You can’t stop fangirling over them no matter what you do.
“Omg he’s so cool and talented I wish I could talk to him” “You can, you literally go to the same school. I think you’re becoming a victim of fan girl syndrome.”
Typically a teenage girl with an obsession towards something: a show, movie, book, person, etc. There are three types of these fan girls:

Normal fan girl:
Perfectly normal girl, may even be pretty. Has an obsession, but keeps it to herself. Might read fanfiction, have a blog dedicated, several merchandise related to this obsession. Safe to approach.

Crazy fan girl:
Relatively normal girl, sometimes pretty. Really enjoys her obsession. May talk about it every once and a while. Reads fanfiction daily, and writes it. Dedicates 1-2 hours of her life to this obsession. Owns several pieces of merchandise. Cosplays every once and a while. Approach with caution.

Completely insane fan girl:
Needs to go to a mental facility, usually does not care about beauty in any way. Rarely pretty. Loves her obsession (typically anime) more than anything in the world. If you took away her internet access, she would retreat to her army of merchandise related to her obsession. But, after a few hours, would die of lack of fanfiction. Cosplays almost every weekend. Dedicates 6-7 hours of her life to her obsession. Spends the rest of it thinking/dreaming about it. If you encounter this type of fan girl, call the police immediately. DO NOT APPROACH.
Normal fan girl: "My favorite show is NCIS. I really like it. What's yours?"

Crazy fan girl: "OMG I love Harry Potter so much. My favorite character is Draco. I know he's a bad boy, but I can't help but love him. *SQUEE*"

Completely insane fan girl: "Hetalia is like the greatest thing ever. Look, I've got my Italia shirt on. I'll wear my bracelet and headband tomorrow, and I'll even bring in my stuffed Chibitalia collection to show you! It's the greatest show in the world. I stay up every night and just watch the episodes over and over and over again. Read all my fanfics. I've written over 2000! OMG *SQUEEEEE* Sorry, I just got some major feels. I ship so many different characters and, and *SQUEEEEEE* just thinking about them makes me want to write more fanfics. Let's be BFFs and talk about Hetalia all day long ^_^"
fan girl by limeade555 March 26, 2013
known to squeal, giggle, scream, and stay up to ungodly hours of the night obsessing over, but not limited to: a book, tv show, movie, or some excessively hot celebrity
My boyfriend does not appreciate me being fan-girly over other men.
fan-girl by Una Bella Flor December 27, 2006
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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