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Girl Cheese 

Girl cheese is not to be mistaken for GRILLED cheese, a delicious treat made by placing a slice of cheese between two slices of bread and grilling.
That being said, Girl Cheese refers to the build-up of vaginal secretions in a girl's panties; this occurs if a pair of panties has been worn for more than two days in a row. After three, the stench becomes noticeable. After 5, the odor becomes unbearable and the lining of the underwear is white and stiff.

Girl Cheese can also be used as a nickname for pretty much any STD a female can have on/in her genitalia.
Dude, she may be hot but she's a whore. I heard she has a major case of Girl Cheese.
Girl Cheese by Very Cool Story June 18, 2010
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Girl cheese date 

The act of two persons performing sexual intorcourse with their mouthes.
I took my girlfriend on a girl cheese date.

Little Cheese Girl 

Technical english translation for quesadillas with all gender-nounizations considered, coined by Demetri Martin in his Live at the Time special of 2015, and often used for non-spanish speakers who can't figure out how to spanishly pronouce double-L's and aren't, in fact, afraid of being misconstrued.
1. I'll be home in a bit with the Little Cheese Girls, honey

2. Local Little Cheese Girls are gas, food chain Little Cheese Girls aren't ass but still not quite as gas

Cheese Girl

Ridiculously Irrational

Another term that originated in Creston, Iowa. (see: nelphie) Something you call your friends when they're being lame and nerdy, and don't want to go out and have fun. Instead of taking a shower and leaving the house, a Cheese Girl will sit around in a wifebeater and boxers all day, playing rpg videogames and watching episodes of Friends on dvd with the shades drawn and lights off at 2 in the afternoon. When they pair up, one Cheese Girl will watch the other play videogames for hours, only stopping to talk about games or go to sleep. If at any time you mention sports, or interacting with public, the Cheese Girl will become defensive and spiteful, calling you stupid for suggesting something so bizarre.

Variants: Cheese Gay, Cheese Face, Cheese Ball, Cheese Nerd, Cheese Whore, ...
Guy 1: Hey man you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: No why would I? I gotta beat this quest on Oblivion.
Guy 1: You're a cheese girl.
Cheese Girl by Eric T July 20, 2008

Cheese Girl

Ridiculously Irrational

Another term that originated in Creston, Iowa. (see: nelphie) Something you call your friends when they're being lame and nerdy, and don't want to go out and have fun. Instead of taking a shower and leaving the house, a Cheese Girl will sit around in a wifebeater and boxers all day, playing rpg videogames and watching episodes of Friends on dvd with the shades drawn and lights off at 2 in the afternoon. When they pair up, one Cheese Girl will watch the other play videogames for hours, only stopping to talk about games or go to sleep. If at any time you mention sports, or interacting with public, the Cheese Girl will become defensive and spiteful, calling you stupid for suggesting something so bizarre.

Variants: Cheese Gay, Cheese Face, Cheese Ball, Cheese Nerd, Cheese Whore, ...
Guy 1: Hey man you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: No why would I? I gotta beat this quest on Oblivion.
Guy 1: You're a cheese girl.
Cheese Girl by Eric T December 14, 2008

Cheese Girl

Ridiculously Irrational

Another term that originated in Creston, Iowa. (see: nelphie) Something you call your friends when they're being lame and nerdy, and don't want to go out and have fun. Instead of taking a shower and leaving the house, a Cheese Girl will sit around in a wifebeater and boxers all day, playing rpg videogames and watching episodes of Friends on dvd with the shades drawn and lights off at 2 in the afternoon. When they pair up, one Cheese Girl will watch the other play videogames for hours, only stopping to talk about games or go to sleep. If at any time you mention sports, or interacting with public, the Cheese Girl will become defensive and spiteful, calling you stupid for suggesting something so bizarre.

Variants: Cheese Gay, Cheese Face, Cheese Ball, Cheese Nerd, Cheese Whore, ...
Guy 1: Hey man you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: No why would I? I gotta beat this quest on Oblivion.
Guy 1: You're a cheese girl.
Cheese Girl by Eric T December 14, 2008

Cheese Girl

Alyssa Taylor.

I ate bad cheese and I missed two days of school because I had the shits.
Did you here why Alyssa ( Cheese girl ) missed school.

No.

She ate bad cheese and now she has the shits.

That’s fucking sad.
Cheese Girl by Your mom 69240250 November 22, 2021
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