An infection Ginni Thomas allegedly gave Supreme Court
Justice Clarence Thomas to keep him hospitalized while the story of her Q-Anon texts to the former White
House Chief of Staff broke on the news.
This infection starts in the mouth (
eww) and quickly spreads to the brain, which may explain why he was the only
justice to cast a dissenting vote on the release of White House records to the Jan 6th committee with nary an explanation.
Some theoretical cures are: ear plugs, separate bedrooms and an attempt to grow a spine.
Anita Hill was called to make a comment but she just laughed and hung up.
Justice Thomas was hospitalized with a
bad case of Ginnigivitis. He will need to remain in quarantine from his
wife if there is any hope for a cure.