gingerjock is a virus 92% rhe population of scotland have, symtoms of gingerjock are ginger hair, bad temper, can't go out in the sun, smelly private parts,stinky wiskey breath, hate sports, and swear at passers by,
a person suffering from gingerjock may say.
ahhhhh yer foouker get afff ma pavement crack thatzzz ma pavement yar wakkin onn,
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'