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gimpy cunt 

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An insult for someone, usually in a group chat, who licks the arse of the group leaders to acquire some sort of reputation because their jokes are fucking dreadful.
What a gimpy cunt

Stop licking ass you gimpy cunt
gimpy cunt by PerkieD September 10, 2016
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Gimpy Chiggens

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Droopy testicles during sex. Usually belonging to an old man.
As an elder sexually active man, taking Viagra will increase the potential of your erection; however, there is no hiding how droopy your sack gets with age. You may have a powerful boner, but there ain’t no masking them gimpy chiggens!

Stacey: Mark was going at my box like a 19 year old last night but I just couldn’t fully enjoy it with them gimpy chiggens flapping against my ass.

Bethany-Ann: Ew gross..Viagra should be banned.

gimpyfish 

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gimpyfish is often mistaken as a portmanteau of two properly basic words: gimpy and fish. Before continuing on what the actual term gimpyfish means, the reader should be enlightened to know how, gimpy and fish, are defined.

According to urban dictionary, gimpy has three basic meanings: A description concerning a person's physical disability by accident or birth, another describing the restricted mental capacity of a person, and the third referring to a nerd. fish, according to the same dictionary, has many definitions ranging from a biological organism that resides in the water to a newly acquainted person that has recently entered a prison facility to many other definitions too numerous for this entry to describe.

With a rather cursory look through these definitions, we could already tell that, perhaps with the tenuous exception for the nerd part, gimpyfish is none of these, as of yet up to date.

With that in mind, let us continue.

gimpyfish is a living legend within the realm of Super Smash Brothers Melee, who has astounded and dazzled and entranced and amazed and bedazzled and, quite in many cases, befuddled many enthusiast of said video game. To date, he is one of the few users of Bowser, a bottom-tier character, with such scintillating skill and mesmerizing mindgames that it causes many people who either see him, play him, or lose to him exclaim that he is "way too good" with a character of many crippling weaknesses. Yet, even with his L337 (1337) abilities, he has, until recent events, stuck with the character that few are able to use. At all.

His next magnanimous achievement that made him even greater was to research Super Smash Brothers Brawl and, rather than with-hold the mystical knowledge, he, like Prometheus, brought down the fire of Brawl knowledge down to the huddling masses yearning to learn what was in Brawl, and there was much rejoicing as the fire (not to be confused with the fire, which he is) of this knowledge spread like wildfire across the board. Myth even has it that gimpyfish is able to drink down Coca Cola much like water is guzzled by mortals.

Despite his aura of awesomeness that could only be described as being over 9000, he is many other things such as affable and approachable, few things that other living legends are.

He also has innovated a mind-shattering technique with his Bowser, known only known as the gimpyfish combo, where one manages to totally pwn an opponent with a Bowser f-smash, a considerable feat. Currently the only one known so far to perform this incredible technique, besides a few elite Smashers and Chuck Norris, is gimpyfish himself...awesomeness ensues.
You just played like gimpyfish - a statement that could only be described as 50% falsehood, 50% BS, 50% WTF and 150% lie.

Wow...couldn't gimpyfish get any more awesome? - A basic statement/question that could only be answered with a candid "Yes"

I lost because I played gimpyfish - A statement that could only be considered an excuse, albeit somewhat justified. Nevertheless, one is justified to respond with "NO JOHNS! LOL"

I just used the gimpyfish combo! - A statement that only few are justified in saying.

I can't play as well like gimpyfish - A statement that, with very, Very, VERY few exceptions...is true.
gimpyfish by A gimpyfish admirer April 21, 2008

gimpyfish 

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the epitome of a person who uses a large, spiky, lizard creature to pwn everyone.
"dude, that guy beating everyone with the deformed lizard MUST be gimpyfish"
gimpyfish by mr. liferuiner April 20, 2008

gimpyfish 

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the epitome of a person who uses a large, spiky, lizard creature to pwn everyone.
"dude, that guy beating everyone with the deformed lizard MUST be gimpyfish"
gimpyfish by mr. liferuiner December 15, 2008

gimpy 

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adj. describing a person or body part that causes physical difficulty, as a result of birth, accident or other.
James tore the rotator cuff in his shoulder so now he's gimpy.

I was born with a gimpy right foot. It's two-sizes smaller than my left!
gimpy by Jannut October 30, 2007
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mormon assault vehicle

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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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