Giant Ass

(N.) A really large posterior.

It is said that J-Ho has a giant ass, but I've seen bigger.

by G-Union February 03, 2004

Giant-Ass Panda

A large stuffed carnival panda that is not worth getting knifed over.

"No one ever wins a giant-ass panda"

by Tyler Alley September 15, 2009

the giant ass eating nigger

A big fat nigger that eats ass for money he waits till you have shit coming out and muches it all while he plays with his cock

why is he eating that poop? It's the giant ass eating nigger

by Super fagalicious January 19, 2017

Guy Fieri's Giant Ass Explosion Dramatica

The brutalist, most ear piercing, intense music you will ever hear in your entire life.

Guy 1-Yo i cant wait for Guy Fieri's Giant Ass Explosion Dramatica' new album "duct taped to a moose('s cock)!!
Guy 2-I know i cant wait to hear such classic songs as barftrails, and cellino and barnes.

by gfgaed February 15, 2009

Giant Midget Ass

Adj.

An ass with midget-like features, on someone who is not a midget. Features: bulbous, protrusive, and disproportionate to the person's size.

Implication: should not reproduce.

"Damn! All those years of hocking back Taco Bell has given that woman Giant Midget Ass."

"Do these pants give me Giant Midget Ass?"

"That Gollem (see meth addict) bitch has Giant Midget Ass."

by Johnathon Mill November 01, 2009

Ass giant

An ass of such epic proportions that it clears its own path through the Kuiper belt. Not to be confused with Jupiter, a gas giant with similar characteristics.

John - a keen ASStronomer - had devoted much of his life to the study of Ass giants.

by barryballbags May 31, 2022

Ass Giant

similar to an ass gnome; ass leprachaun or ass hobbit but is giant so alot of anal stretching is required to squeeze one out.

1. spectator at a liverpool match: "Crouch you are an ass giant!"

2. The kid at the back of a height line from short to tall = ass giant

by fordinio February 22, 2009