Definitions by barryballbags

Cuntry road 

A vagina that is narrow and often requires frequent reversing when there are multiple vehicles attempting transit.

John had to take the muddy back road as there was heavy congestion on his usual Cuntry road.

Cuntry road by barryballbags May 31, 2022

Ass giant 

An ass of such epic proportions that it clears its own path through the Kuiper belt. Not to be confused with Jupiter, a gas giant with similar characteristics.

John - a keen ASStronomer - had devoted much of his life to the study of Ass giants.

Ass giant by barryballbags May 31, 2022

Cuntry manor 

A vagina that is so large that it employs staff to maintain it. The workforce includes a topiary designer, irrigation expert and livestock manager to name but a few. Also a tourist attraction frequented by individuals, but rarely by familes.

Lisa was recruiting for a groundskeeper at her Cuntry Manor.

Cuntry manor by barryballbags May 31, 2022

Cuntry manor 

A vagina so big that it has its own servants, maintenance staff and livestock.

It is quite likely that the Aquaman co-star owns a Cuntry manor. It is also likely to be muddy.

Cuntry manor by barryballbags May 29, 2022

Bange

When a person is so overweight that their belly and Vagina don't seem to be separate things, just one big, bloated camel toe.

Yo momma is so fat she has a bange!

Bange by barryballbags July 14, 2015