ghostknob

Ghostknobbing is where you go up behind an unsuspecting person and thrust yourself at them, usually using your arms as well. Ghostknobbing bonus points can be earnt for doing it to people such as police, security guards. A major part of the ghostknob is the photo evidence.

Daniel snuck up behind Tracy and ghostknobbed the fuck out of her while Matt took a photo.

by Tracy of the Ghostknob Crew February 21, 2008

Ghostjob

When an inexperienced girl attempts to give a handjob and she barely grabs onto the shaft resulting in barely any good feeling whatsoever.

Antonym: Gripjob

The only thing worse than a girl being a tease about giving you a handjob is a girl giving you a ghostjob.

by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

ghostkokichi

literally one of the coolest mutuals i've ever had, they may have a concerning laugh but it makes me smile, and not to mention they're the leader of kaemaki so that makes it even better

person 1#: yo user ghostkokichi honestly sucks
person 2#: *stabs gracefully*

by nagitose August 9, 2021

Ghostjob

When a female (or male) gives head under the covers, giving the appearance that a ghost is giving you a blowjob.

"Dude I couldn't stop laughing because as soon as she went under the covers, it just looked like a ghostjob."

"Once I was having sex with a homeless lady in my apartment and she totally gave me a ghostjob."

by GhostfaceKillam October 18, 2011

ghostjob

When a ghost gives you a handjob

"Is this house haunted?"

"I've heard it is, why?"

"Because I had a dream last night I got the best handjob ever, and when I woke up this morning Patrick Swayze was laying in bed next to me smoking a cigarette."

"Dammmmmmn, you got ghostjobbed!"

by Ollimental April 8, 2010

Ghostofobia

Ghostofobia represents the fear of getting ghosted.
Happens when you into someone and that person disappears suddenly.

I really liked her but she ghosted, every girl that i used to like ghosted me... so i think i have ghostofobia

by BrodieXjr July 5, 2018

Ghostrobate

Verb.
Go-Stro-bait
The Act Of a Ghost masturbating.

I'm Casper, a lonely ghost. im fat and homely. so basically noone likes me. i ghostrobate often to ease the pain and to prevent ghostly blue balls.

by Gosef The Pissed Off Serbian August 19, 2008