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an ugly stud who fingers himself
Ghostdog by Anonymous August 28, 2003
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Ghost Dog 

A new samurai, takes out Italian Scum
Ghost Dog, take out that Super Mario with ur Ak 47
Ghost Dog by Chadd March 18, 2004

Ghostdoggin' 

Ghostdoggin' is when someone creeps into your house at night and slips under the sheets and nails your wife/gf. This was a very consensual bootycall agreement between both parties. Afterwards, the Ghostdog slips out into the night never to seen again until your girl hits him up.
Michael was ghostdoggin' the hell out half the neighborhood! I hope he doesn't get caught!
Ghostdoggin' by HeyMzTFNY March 20, 2021

Ghost Dog Homsar 

The coolest guy ever. He quotes stuff every day and is very sexy. Yum.
gdh ur teh sex
Ghost Dog Homsar by Salad Man November 8, 2003

Ghostdock 

When a person farts into another person's anus.
Dude, when I brought that chick from the bar back to the hotel she totally asked to ghostdock with me. I told her I'll fart my own farts, thank you, and kicked her out.
Ghostdock by ph0tios January 26, 2011

Ghost Dog 

This Ghost Dog sure loves watching Dragonball Z and eating Ramen all the time!
Ghost Dog by Abraham Autumnwood October 7, 2024
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