Ghost Story

When you have to wrap toilet paper around your finger to deeply clean your butthole after a particularly nasty shit.

Pretty much every meal from Taco Bell will require a "ghost story" later.

Ghost Story by idrivebig September 7, 2014

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Ghost Storying your Cock

When you hold your phone under your dick in a dark room with the flashlight on in order to get the perfect shot .

Person 1: "Hey bro, were you ghost storying your cock last night and sending the picture to a Philipino hooker?"

Person 2: "Yes, yes I did."

Ghost Storying your Cock by BigDbandaid July 10, 2019

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grocery store ghost

someone near you in a grocery store, all a-jabber on a cell phone, you think someones' actually speaking to you!! -huh? whut? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

i heard voices while shopping, but it was a grocery store ghost

grocery store ghost by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

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