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Ghost Fap 

While sitting in bed, one pull's their bed sheets up over their head to resemble a ghost, and masturbates underneath.

Can also be done with a flash light underneath the sheets to create the glowing ghost fap. The flash light illuminates the sheet creating a magnificent aural glow.
I scared the hell out of my mom last night, she walked in my room and thought she saw a ghost, turns out she only caught me mid ghost fap.
Ghost Fap by Benny Peme* April 17, 2011
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Fap Ghost 

When an event from your past haunts you while you're fapping.
Oh man, I can't stop thinking about her, she comes into my mind everytime I'm jerking off...she's like a fap ghost.
Fap Ghost by Killerspoon March 2, 2012

Ghost-fapper 

Someone who silently faps quickly, often trying to avoid detection.
Bro I swear Joe is a ghost fapper, I always hear weird sounds from his room…”

Ghost-fapper someone who silently masterbaits.
Ghost-fapper by Ghost fapper August 29, 2023

Ghost Fapping 

To fap in the midst of a discord/skype/etc. call without anyone knowing. Usually resulting in the person muting themselves if they are found out.
Bro, are you hearing this sound?? Ohh, George just muted himself.

Don't tell me he's ghost fapping again...

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

Team of Destiny 

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."
Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024
Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on June 10, 2026