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Ghetto Yo-yo 

When the string of a guy's gym shorts gets wrapped around his dick, and he pulls up on it.
"Dude I'm going commando in my gym shorts and you know how they have that little string on them? Yeah well this is really entertaining. It's like a ghetto yo-yo!"

"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play with my ghetto yo-yo."
Ghetto Yo-yo by lovelymissem January 29, 2009

Straight thuggn it yo lik a ghetto princess

Straight thuggn it yo lik a ghetto princess is a term to show how you appreciate someone for who they are.
your friend who is chill, she is a ghetto princess, and she puts it down chill

Ghetto Yokle 

The correct phrase to describe the onslaught of the hiphop lifestyle to the youth, especially in the U.S. where the dumbing down is now completely on autopilot and has become a form of entertainment to educated people in and of itself.

Ghetto Yokle-ism is marked by parents who are infantilized,children who are narcissistic, and a community that prefers TV and video game consoles to clean water and healthy organic food. The worst thing you can do is argue with a ghetto yokle, The brain power of the ghetto yokle species has been biologically allocated for the sole purpose of committing genocide on all things "common sense" . This starts in childhood where mini prisons called schools are coupled with neglectful parents to create the perfect ghetto yokle breeding environment. When ghetto yokles become older they either go to jail , or live among the public. Ghetto yokles connect with other ghetto yokles through social associations signaled by sports teams,gangs,city blocks, towns,rap music,drug use,gay sex and tattoos.
All these people talk about is the same fucking ghetto bullshit, they are ghetto yokles!

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread 

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

YouTube Ghetto

The weird, disturbing part of YouTube. Usually found by watching lots of music videos, gradually working your way down into the area where you can find strange videos about shark people and perverted optical illusions, and eventually ending in YouTube Poops and other rejects that somehow got twelve million views, regardless of the fact that you spend all day on the site and have never once even heard of that video.
Step #1: Random music video
Step #2: Video at the VERY BOTTOM of the recommendations about some weird fish boy in Korea
Step #3: Video about some weird plague in some third world country whose name you can't pronounce and has too many syllables
Step #4: Welcome to the YouTube Ghetto - enjoy your stay

Up in your face ghetto 

Refering to hip hop or rap music that is continuously crude, distastful and contains offensive language and themes.
Him: "Did you hear that song?"

Her: "It was about some pretty nasty $#!%"

Him: "Yeah, that was up in your face ghetto right there."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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