Gaige is a guy who is shy at first but will open up when you make friends with him. He is also a honorable guy and respects people for who they are. He is the type of person who would defend his family and friends without hesitation but he won’t resolve the conflict with violence but with words first. He can also be dumb at times but is understanding if you talk to him because he has feelings too. He is also intelligent and is a hard worker, if there is a reward in the end (Hug, cookie, etc.) but the reward can also be something meaningful instead of a common reward much like a thank you or if it’s for a favor. So don’t be afraid to open up to a Gaige. You’ll be surprised at what they can do :) .

You: Hey Gaige, wanna do something ?

Gaige: Yeah sure !

You: Gaige. Wanna play some video games ?

Gaige: HECK YEAH !! LETS GOOO !!

Gaige by A_random_guy_ July 26, 2018

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A total hottie and is so faithful. can get any chick he wants and is soo nice to them (well some of them). he can be a dick at sometimes but is usally a really nice sweet guy. i have had an expireence with a Gaige, he was a very sweet nice young man. A Gaige is really nice. i only really have positave things to say about a Gaige.

Omg i was out with Gaige last night he was so sweet

Hey look at Gaige over there with his (girlfriend) aww hes so (sweet)

Gaige ur a really (nice) person i (love) you babe

Hey did u see that guy at the (party) last night he was soo sweet he must have been a Gaige

Gaige by iloveyoubabe!! December 31, 2011

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A kick ass donkey with a huge ass dick and a lot a Matchable pubes. He's the guy that wrote the DNA for the frog that sat on the log. He's the thumb of Chuck Norris. He's every thong in your girlfriends pants. He's the drug you take to enlarge your penis.

After the orphanage burned down all that was left was a Gaige

Gaige by Punkrock21 November 7, 2014

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The sexiest beast in the whole fucking world. One look makes you orgasm. Boys and girls.

He was a Gaige!

Gaige by Orgasm, Sexy, Gaige, Beast August 27, 2010

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A Gaige is a total hottie who is usually mysterious and cool. He doesn't talk much and is actually shy but looks intimidating. There's mostly positive things to say about a Gaige other than that they're brutally honest, which can result in someone getting mad.

Oh my goodness, who's that hottie over there? He looks so cool.
Oh, that's Gaige. Isn't he mysterious and cool?
Omg, yes!

Gaige by cwoissant October 24, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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