When you are so incredibly single that you ride some chubby chick to get your rocks off.
You have never stooped so low before.
You have never stooped so low before.
"Aw man I haven't been with anyone in over a year so I found myself gettin' the lump the other day. I kept thinking to myself 'GET THE HARPOON!' to keep me going".
by Pjpjk November 4, 2025
Get the Gettin' The Lumpmug.