getoar

Getoar is an albanian guy, he is sexy, pretty and cute af. He looks like a hard guy but he is a real softie who needs lot of love But gives also a Lot of Love. He Loves asses and titties, his squad (extremely!!!!!!!), His Family (especially his cute Little sister), his hot chocolate (don't Push him or hes gonna beat yo ass) and His boo.

Guy 1: i'm so scared about getoar he Looks really aggressive

Guy 2: you don't have to he is really lovefull hes just gonna give you a hug

getoar by FlowerPower94 January 3, 2017

Getoar

A real legend and a very funny guy. Loves playing games and other stuff. He is kind and handsome.

WOW! Look at Getoar!

Getoar by aIIigator December 13, 2019

geotard 

Noun. A person who is incapable of figuring out how to get from point A to B without instructions like "turn at the pretty blue house". A person who does not know which direction is North. A person who points in the wrong direction when they are talking about a place. Combination of "geography" and "retard". A person, who when you tell them something is on the "Southeast corner", they respond with "english please". A person who thinks you are a genius because you know highway directions because of their number.

David is such a geotard, he lives in Florida, but refers to everything in the rest of the US as "down there".

If I have to tell her how to get there one more time, I'm going to kick her in her geotard ass!

geotard by Joseph King September 4, 2008

getard

(gee-tahrd) Used to describe a person who paradoxically is, or by merit of his/her actions can be, characterized as being both a genius and retarded.

Getarded - pertaining to the state of being a getard or to describe the actions of a getard.

"That guys throws 3-pointers like a girl"
"But he gets them in everytime"
"Dude, that guy is a getard" OR "Thats getarded"

getard by Longman, Park In Lot November 8, 2007

getzariffic 

absolutely fantastic... in a fanciful wishful thinking sort of way; marked by or given to an impressive, large-scale display.

"My guns are getzariffic"
"Lahav makes me feel all getzariffic"
"Getzariffictacular!"

See alspo getz

getzariffic by GETZNZ February 7, 2008

geotardation 

Describes idiotic location-based restrictions on internet sites and services resulting from inane licensing agreements, excessive lawyering, and a generally U.S.-centric view of the world.

I can't rent movies from iTunes in Toronto because of Apple's geotardation.

geotardation by lungfluke October 27, 2008

Getaround 

Carshare company that you can rent cars from by the day, hour, or week and unlock them from your phone.

I rented a Tesla on Getaround for my date.

Getaround by mrswagsauce November 21, 2019