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Normally used in multiplayer video games, it refers to when you make a move and anticipate the opponents next move and counter it. This usually comes with experience of being put in the same scenarios with various opponents (usually due to popularity of character/tactic etc.), and through trial and error, strategies are developed to counter said scenarios.

Additionally, this is normally a flammatory statement. Directed most of the time what the player perceives as a "noob"
Cmon, you didn't think I would anticipate that? Get read fuckface
by lowtierhero December 10, 2013
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read books, get brain

A tagline for a surprisingly longlived advertising campaign by Akademiks. The ads featured a hot chick sitting on a stack of books in a clearly suggestive position. See brain and get brain.
Ayo man, that Akademiks ad said if I read books I'ma get brain, b! You see that? "Read books, get brain". That ill wops homie! Watch I'ma go read something now.
by LDizzle August 20, 2008
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Get Ready Gina

There’s a post going around saying to screenshot a photo and post it on your story or “Gina” will come and rape you at 3am. This is known as “Get Ready Gina”
Get Ready Gina - shit this bitch coming to my house at 3am let me post this real quick
by Mommysmilkyay May 19, 2019
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Drop the Tailgate and get Ready to Ride

When you’re rocking out, slaying, and making salty sailors sit on your lap while eating a werther’s original. ROLL TIDE!
“Drop the tailgate and get ready to ride” - BoxyFresh
by Bean60 December 14, 2020
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get ready to vomit

An expression in the class of throatcore used by a man during oral sex of a violent nature where the woman's head is no longer in motion, but is stationed by the man's hands as he gives sharp, deep pelvic thrusts into her mouth and throat regardless of whether or not she is able to adapt her throat to the depth of the thrusts and regardless of whether or not she is enjoying it. In a less aggressive scenario of this nature a woman might gag, but during fellatio of this caliber of violence she is apt to regurgitate entirely. Hence the man, upon sensing that moment, might commonly utter the expression "get ready to vomit."
"Yeah, bitch, get ready to vomit!"
by Joe from Brooklyn March 8, 2008
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LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE

The saying Charlie Sloth plays on his sound board in Fire in The Booth.
Charlie Sloth:MAD TING *plays sound effect for lets get ready to rumble* LETS GRT READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
by nowwe October 26, 2020
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