A seemingly terminal disease on which the patient lacks the ability to act like a normal person in the presence of the opposite sex. Other symptoms include posing for pictures with models at car shows with a completely frozen face and arms straight down instead of grabbing the model
I wanted to go and talk to that girl, but this damn Gerin's Disease won't let me!
Similar to the famed donkey punch but less violent in nature. While performing doggy-style, prior to climax, the male throws a handful of pepper into the female's face causing a series of violent sneezes, thereby clenching her vaginal and/or rectal muscles, increasing pressure on male's wang and heightening the orgasm.
Man, you gotta try that new 6 pepper blend if you're gonna throw the Gesund-tight on your plunker. I tossed a handful up at my bitch last night. She sneezed 12 times in a row and almost squeezed my wang off.
A very hyper zodiac sign that applies to people born from May 21st to June 21st. These people are generally hyper, and as some may say, two-faced. Gemini's are amazing people full of laughs, but some tend to turn on you quick (Keyword: SOME)
Gemini is an air sign, represented by two greek gods whom are twins, Castor and Pollux. These signs are ruled by the planet Mercury, and are quick-witted. They can turn serious really quick, they also are very expressive!
PersonA: She's so serious..
PersonB: No, she's expressive and quick-witted.
PersonA: A Gemini?
PersonB: Yup.
Absolutely gorgeous, and is a keeper if you ever bump into a Gemini they will always come up with something to say so keep them close .but don’t get on there bad side otherwise you won’t know what’s coming for you .they can be sometimes scared of loving someone but always make this girl/guy weary that you like them otherwise they may get untrustworthy
Boy-‘hey I can tell that girls a Gemini ♊️she’s very pretty’
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.