When your uncle uses his tongue to caress your taint, while massaging your nipples and sticking his big toes in your ears
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If you hire a witcher, hire Geralt
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An amazing woman, as bright and colourful as a luminous rainbow. She has sparkling, dancing eyes, luscious long locks and a smile that will light up your world (though perhaps that's just the whitening toothpaste!).
In its ancient Teutonic form, Geraldine literally means ”good with a spear” and although there have been some “interesting” modern interpretations of this, on the (non parental controls) internet, - I think you can safely assume you are going to want this fair warrior, on your side.
A Geraldine sees the value of people in their character ; she's looking for a rare earth element to “bond” with, and though 007 is not her type, she's happy for another member of the intelligence services to take her in for questioning!
Although this girl likes a Jaf (just a friend), she's looking to develop things, collect more data with her dater!
A Geraldine will be your Guardian angel and your Angel delight, she's an angel twice over! And on the days when she gives her halo a rest, - well, I'll just leave that to your imagination....(steady!).
When she's around someone special, a Geraldine can be surprisingly shy and reserved. So if you think you're going to have to reserve this girl pretty quickly, - you'd be right!
In its ancient Teutonic form, Geraldine literally means ”good with a spear” and although there have been some “interesting” modern interpretations of this, on the (non parental controls) internet, - I think you can safely assume you are going to want this fair warrior, on your side.
A Geraldine sees the value of people in their character ; she's looking for a rare earth element to “bond” with, and though 007 is not her type, she's happy for another member of the intelligence services to take her in for questioning!
Although this girl likes a Jaf (just a friend), she's looking to develop things, collect more data with her dater!
A Geraldine will be your Guardian angel and your Angel delight, she's an angel twice over! And on the days when she gives her halo a rest, - well, I'll just leave that to your imagination....(steady!).
When she's around someone special, a Geraldine can be surprisingly shy and reserved. So if you think you're going to have to reserve this girl pretty quickly, - you'd be right!
Gent: Dear Man, a bottle of your finest Reserve!
Waiter: Aah, that would be a Geraldine, - reserved just for you!
Waiter: Aah, that would be a Geraldine, - reserved just for you!
by R. S. Bowers November 13, 2014
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by Unknown celeb November 18, 2017
Get the Geraldine mug.A more affectionate term than the word Dorkalolagus. Geekalolagus is derived from the noun "geek." 1. One that is skilled in technicial fields and in sciences, but often inept socially. 2. Someone you end up working for. See Geek, Dorkalolagus, and Bill Gates.
by Wendy and Aimee October 4, 2003
Get the Geekalolagus mug.Geraint is one sexy son of a bitch that is oftenly mistaken for the second-coming of Jesus. Though the Greek roots of Geraint is 'Geron' (meaning old), Geraint will always look half his age. Legend has it that Geraint can make any girl weak at the knees with a simple smile. Some say he has three legs. Others say he has an insanely large cock.
"Dude, is that Jesus levitating?!"
"Nah, bro. That ain't Jayman. That's some guy with a third leg."
"That's no leg, man... That guy must be a Geraint."
"Nah, bro. That ain't Jayman. That's some guy with a third leg."
"That's no leg, man... That guy must be a Geraint."
by NotGeraint November 14, 2013
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A Meth And crime Fuelled Fishing Town on West Australian COAST..
People who live in this beautiful windy shithole are called "Geraldtions"
People will go to great extent to steal your ciggie bumpers (butts) right off your front verandah..home owners would be lucky if they leave the ashtray!!
Most Things people whinge about is ...
WHY DOESNT GERALDTON HAVE A FUCKING KMART YET??!!
GERALDTON
A Meth And crime Fuelled Fishing Town on West Australian COAST..
People who live in this beautiful windy shithole are called "Geraldtions"
People will go to great extent to steal your ciggie bumpers (butts) right off your front verandah..home owners would be lucky if they leave the ashtray!!
Most Things people whinge about is ...
WHY DOESNT GERALDTON HAVE A FUCKING KMART YET??!!
by Not Your Bitch 6530 June 11, 2019
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