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Geordi La Forge 

Geordi La Forge was a regular character in the television series Star Trek: The Next Generation, played by LeVar Burton.

He held the rank of Lieutenant Commander and was the Chief Engineer of the USS Enterprise-D and USS Enterprise-E, both under Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Seinior staff meeting, conversation between Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Geordi La Forge:

La Forge: It's hopeless, there is nothing we can do.
Picard: Are you absolutely sure, Mr. La Forge?
La Forge: Wait a minute..! If we reconfigure ... sub processor ... conduit ... realign ... convert ... main deflector dish!
Picard: How long?
La Forge: A couple of hours.
Picard: Make it so!
Geordi La Forge by Lt. Cmdr. Data January 12, 2009
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Geordi La Forge 

The act of lying one's penis across another human's eyes causing such person to look like Geordi La Forge from the hit television series Star Trek.
Head was passed out on the couch from drinking too much beer and Darrin slapped him the Geordi La Forge as Willie took a picture for remembrance.

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026