The act of interfering with someone trying to hook up, get some action, or generally get in the way of some play.
The aftermath of being cock blocked.
"I was totally going to hit that with the fist of an angry god, but then she had to leave when her drunk friend got thrown out, leaving me with Genital Thwarts."
"Her ex-boyfriend never gets any action when she is around, because of her Genital Thwarts."
When one person puts forth resistance between two other people looking to hook up. Also known as a cock-block.
Cindy was totally into me. I was definitely going to hit that, but Sally didn't want us to hook up, she made up all these lies about me, and gave me a genital thwart.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."