genital thwarts
genital thwarts by GreatWhiteMope April 19, 2009
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Genital Thwarts
The act of interfering with someone trying to hook up, get some action, or generally get in the way of some play.
The aftermath of being cock blocked.
The aftermath of being cock blocked.
"I was totally going to hit that with the fist of an angry god, but then she had to leave when her drunk friend got thrown out, leaving me with Genital Thwarts."
"Her ex-boyfriend never gets any action when she is around, because of her Genital Thwarts."
"Her ex-boyfriend never gets any action when she is around, because of her Genital Thwarts."
Genital Thwarts by me0wmix January 19, 2010
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Genital Thwart
When one person puts forth resistance between two other people looking to hook up. Also known as a cock-block.
Cindy was totally into me. I was definitely going to hit that, but Sally didn't want us to hook up, she made up all these lies about me, and gave me a genital thwart.
Genital Thwart by oliverdplasse August 20, 2010
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.