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Smokin' dope smokin' on gelato (gelato)
Got cash like I hit the lotto (the lotto)

-Duwap Kaine
GELATO by YungMon November 2, 2017

Legato Gelato 

Being both smooth and cool at the same time, the term originates from internet-rapper Zach Sherwin's similarly named music video on made-up slang.
"Tom is such a subtile douchebag. He needs to learn from Zach, who's more Legato Gelato!"
Legato Gelato by dNea October 28, 2013

glotograph 

noun
a picture of an exotic foreign locale, made using a camera and shared through the internet, usually for the purposes of reminding people back home in bad weather just how unlucky they are. Less commonly, may also apply to images of newly-acquired significant others.

Canadian spelling: "Gloatograph".

Short form: gloto
That January, Mike and Kerri eloped to Hawaii, where they posted many glotographs of Maui sunsets on Facebook, much to the chagrin of their jealous friends in Calgary.
glotograph by MidnightTuiliq January 28, 2009

Tuna Gelato 

The byproduct of cum that has been lightly fermenting in a stinky italian womans vagina.
Well I really should pass on that tuna gelato I already stuffed myself with spaghetti tonight.
Tuna Gelato by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020

Spoon In My Gelato 

He put his spoon in my gelato!
Italian ice cream, obviously of Italian origin. Although it is loosely called "ice cream", it does pose differences in how it is made and tastes.

The 3 main differences between gelato and ice cream are:

1- Gelato is made with milk, not cream like ice cream. This often gives gelato a more robust flavor than ice cream, as the extra fat from the cream in ice cream can dull the flavor in it.

2- Gelato is churned less than ice cream, so it has much less air in it than ice cream. This lack of extra air in it in return leaves it with a much denser/thicker texture, which often leads people to think it's creamier and richer than ice cream (although there's no cream in it! :P).

3- Gelato is usually stored at a slightly warmer temperature than ice cream, which makes it a bit softer than ice cream, (again making it taste richer/creamier).

Overall, gelato is nowhere near as prominent as ice cream, but is a very nice treat when available. If you havn't already tried this before, I would highly recommend you try it if you get the chance to. It's most commonly found in authentic Italian resturants. Gelato can also be made with water and alcohol (then called sorbetto) instead of milk.
Josh: Hey, do you wanna go get some ice cream?, I could really go for some.

Joe: Naw, let's try some gelato instead, it tastes a lot yummier!

Josh: Ok.
Gelato by skyx December 17, 2008