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Getting fucked over
This guy cheated on me. I got geffed
Geffed by Geffed August 26, 2021
Words you can keep
The act of having your roomba run over feces and then spreading it on the floor and walls.
I came home last night to find my house Geoffed. Now I have to buy a new roomba!
Geoffed by 10snails June 5, 2016
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Person 1 runs into a tree repeatedly for an hour.

Person 2 points and says "What a geffend!"
Geffend by diskodoll March 19, 2007
breaking wind, letting rip, farting
phewwww can you smell that i've just guffed!!!!!!
guffed by marie August 5, 2003

Get/Got Geoffed 

When you're pranking someone, or they make a mistake, or something negative happened to them. They just got geoffed.
Person 1: *Click's link and leads to a site you wouldn't wanna know*
Person 2: Get geoffed!
Person 3: Man just got geoffed!
Get/Got Geoffed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Get/Got Geoffed by GeoffStans December 2, 2020
When you hit your golfing buddy sending them into having to eat through a tube for 4 weeks and having 3 caved in teeth
You just got Gaffed
Gaffed by Chuungy August 8, 2018

Geoffed It 

Make a mistake that can not be rectified. Produce scrap. Traditionally used in Mechanical Engineering workshops around Keighley.
Its Geoffed, I've Geoffed It
Geoffed It by ollyowl April 25, 2011
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