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The act of having your roomba run over feces and then spreading it on the floor and walls.
I came home last night to find my house Geoffed. Now I have to buy a new roomba!
Geoffed by 10snails June 5, 2016
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An idiot of the first degree.

'Citing!
Person 1 runs into a tree repeatedly for an hour.

Person 2 points and says "What a geffend!"
Geffend by diskodoll March 19, 2007
breaking wind, letting rip, farting
phewwww can you smell that i've just guffed!!!!!!
guffed by marie August 5, 2003

Get/Got Geoffed 

When you're pranking someone, or they make a mistake, or something negative happened to them. They just got geoffed.
Person 1: *Click's link and leads to a site you wouldn't wanna know*
Person 2: Get geoffed!
Person 3: Man just got geoffed!
Get/Got Geoffed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Get/Got Geoffed by GeoffStans December 2, 2020
When you hit your golfing buddy sending them into having to eat through a tube for 4 weeks and having 3 caved in teeth
You just got Gaffed
Gaffed by Chuungy August 8, 2018

Geoffed It 

Make a mistake that can not be rectified. Produce scrap. Traditionally used in Mechanical Engineering workshops around Keighley.
Its Geoffed, I've Geoffed It
Geoffed It by ollyowl April 25, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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