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Geezer Geyser

When she’s over 40 but you make her squirt for the first time ever.
Hooked up in the van last night and she turned into a geezer geyser while on top.
by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025
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Geyzer

A derogatory term for a promiscuous bloke/lad whose only ability is that of ejaculating.

Quite often completely docile, Geyzers are incapable of conversations that steer away from their central cause in life, ejaculating again and again in whoever and whatever is around.
Richie's been a proper Geyzer since he started taking them pills. He said once he's come, he has to come again and again.....
by Benncm February 28, 2011
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