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geek monster 

1. person who sells or uses crack cocain

2. individual who performs sexual acts in order to rais money for more crack

3. crack whore!
Man you gonna catch somthing or go to jail havin sex with all those geek monsters.
geek monster by cody singleton April 2, 2008

Geek Monster 

Some one who is constantly high on methamphetamine all the time.
That guy ain't slept in a week hes a real geek monster.

geekmonster 

an individual that would do anything for crack.
I just bought a brand new car from this geekmonster, $20 for a Mercedes, not bad.
geekmonster by goatcheese June 14, 2004

geekmonster 

one that is in to uppers
man bob does a lot of coke he's a geekmonster.
geekmonster by jessica horn November 14, 2007

greekmonster 

noun: A Greekmonster is the same as a greekmonkey(code name for gay anal sex) except the penis that is inserted into the other man's anus has NOT been circumsized..
Wbrasington, you need to buy a stronger brand of condom, your uncircumsized penis bore right through the condom last night while you gave me that Greekmonster and I've been leaking your man sauce all day...
greekmonster by juggling_coal January 22, 2010
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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