geekmonster

an individual that would do anything for crack.

I just bought a brand new car from this geekmonster, $20 for a Mercedes, not bad.

by goatcheese June 14, 2004

geekmonster

one that is in to uppers

man bob does a lot of coke he's a geekmonster.

by jessica horn November 14, 2007

geektosterone

The hormone that flows when two geeks start arguing about the best way to code/repair/upgrade/mod something.

"Can you believe they're still fighting over whether to use tables or CSS?"

"I know, the geektosterone was so thick in there I had to leave."

by Sekimori December 27, 2007

geekosterone

What causes IT Geeks to tell incredibly exxagerated stories about their technical prowess. Effects usually occur when a group of three or more geeks gather, often in the presence of female company, whom they promptly start to ignore in effort to top eachother's epic tales of prowess.

At a party, geekosterone causes the chicks to leave when they hear:

"I rewrote the kernel for Vista, and it was stable and actually worked, but M$oft fired me and buried the code cuz they wanted to shackle the users.'

"That's nothing, I, well actually my cousin in one of those Swedish countries, helped Linus write his first assembly program."

by gurutc January 4, 2008

geek monster

some one who use crack cocain

your sister is a geek monster all she do is smoke crack.

by bobo d October 26, 2003

geek monster

1. person who sells or uses crack cocain

2. individual who performs sexual acts in order to rais money for more crack

3. crack whore!

Man you gonna catch somthing or go to jail havin sex with all those geek monsters.

by cody singleton April 2, 2008

Geek Monster

Some one who is constantly high on methamphetamine all the time.

That guy ain't slept in a week hes a real geek monster.

by Undercover panda July 22, 2018