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Geesus is a mix of two words :Gerard short form gee and jesus.
Gerard was *crys* the lead singer of My chemical romance. He is the jesus of the emo church and part of the emo trinity
Person 1 I hope I have enough money for all these band t-shirts
Person 2 you better pray to GEEsus
Geesus by ILoveYouGEEsus November 27, 2017
Related Words
geeg • geese • GeeGee • geegol • geesed • geegaw • geekster • geega • Geege • Geegle
The name of leader of The Holy Emo Trinity, also known as Gerard Way, lead singer of MCR and beloved husband of Frank Iero.
Person 1: "MCR broke up"
Person 2: "OH GEESUS FUCKING IERO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"
Geesus by FobMcrSomething July 13, 2016

geeglejoe 

Someone or something funny or crazy or weird or strange or wacky, but not mean or bad.
That geeglejoe just stole my donut!
geeglejoe by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020
clownin`, making fun of; originally formed in tha bay area...east [bay]
why ya`ll geesin` for?
geesin by WAY 2 SAUCY March 12, 2005

geesus way 

Our Lord and Savior Geesus Way. God of all emos<3

(Also known as Gerard Way)
"Every night I pray to my Geesus Way"
geesus way by Im_so_emo_help_me March 16, 2017

geeksploit 

v. To trick computer engineers into working many hours for free, just by allowing them to set their own hours and wear whatever clothes they want to wear. The word is the fusion of "geek" and "exploit."
I'm taking a bath on this program. I have to learn how to geeksploit better so I can wring the cost over-runs out of my employees.
geeksploit by Dan Weyandt November 22, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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