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A person who likes to touch themself then say other people do it.
Dude stop being a Geddoe!!!
Geddoe by Geddoe March 29, 2004
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A word used in the West country of the UK derived from the two word term 'get on'.An all encompassing term used to signify surprise, disbelief, encouragement & geddon can also be used as a greeting instead of hello or a farewell instead of goodbye.
Geddon John how are you ?
Great thanks Fred , just won the lottery .
Geddon John , well done .
Cheers Fred , geddon
Geddon by Yolo4ever October 2, 2016

geddes court 

Referred as the "Ghetto".
A location consisting of lawless youths with excessive consumption of alcohol and narcotics.
Regular conflicts occur between groups divided by floors.
Order is maintained by the angry gatekeeper referred to as simply "The Porter".
Geddes court is found in Stirling, Scotland.
geddes court by SaintSid March 17, 2009

Geddes Stealth 

When a male ejaculates into his partners mouth after receiving oral pleasure and goes in for a cheeky kiss but unbeknownst to him his partner returns the ejaculate into his mouth, therefor performing the Geddes Stealth.
James : " Last night i went in for an after sex kiss on Grace, but she did a Geddes Stealth on me! Dirty Wench!"

Harry : "Nasty!"

James : "Okay cheers."
Geddes Stealth by busy b boi May 12, 2017
The character that has been given the ability to initiate Armageddon. A warrior entity that is not exactly a human or an angle, but a being created to battle. He is not Christ, nor is he perfect. He is not the openner of the seals, nor one of the horsemen.

He is the chosen warrior used to prepare and weaken the world for the comming of the end of Satan's rule.
Gedden was split into two "people" during the first battle against Satan and the angels of Heaven to prevent an early Armageddon.
Gedden by Ninjor November 24, 2004

Banjo Geddes 

An indigenous creature of Scotland. The creature hunts men who are either drug addicts or paedophiles and proceeds to perform sexual intercourse and because of the minimalism of it's vaginal passage it rips the "Banjo String" of her victim.
Banjo Geddes by Vanilla Bear!!!xD November 21, 2010
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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