geddes

The title given to a ninja that appears, often inexplicably, in a Thomas Hardy novel or Shakespeare play.
The term was coined in the early 21st century by English Literature students.

JULIET: Rome, Rome, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
Suddenly, and rather inexplicably, a Geddes drops onto the balcony and slices Juliet in half, before disappearing into the night
Enter ROMEO
ROMEO: Um... Juliet?

by i_am_the_walrus May 21, 2008

Geddes

A euphemism for balls. See also, geddy-gobbler.

He grabbed me by the geddes.

by Alice 09923 February 11, 2022

geddes

a complete and total gay

whow hes a geddes

by wawawawawawawawawawaw January 29, 2008

Geddes

A Geddes is a person who has hair loss from an early age and as a result their head has the appearance of being perfectly round like an orange

Your Head is well Geddes

by SprankTank July 7, 2023

geddes court

Referred as the "Ghetto".
A location consisting of lawless youths with excessive consumption of alcohol and narcotics.
Regular conflicts occur between groups divided by floors.
Order is maintained by the angry gatekeeper referred to as simply "The Porter".

Geddes court is found in Stirling, Scotland.

by SaintSid March 17, 2009

Geddes Stealth

When a male ejaculates into his partners mouth after receiving oral pleasure and goes in for a cheeky kiss but unbeknownst to him his partner returns the ejaculate into his mouth, therefor performing the Geddes Stealth.

James : " Last night i went in for an after sex kiss on Grace, but she did a Geddes Stealth on me! Dirty Wench!"

Harry : "Nasty!"

James : "Okay cheers."

by busy b boi May 12, 2017

Banjo Geddes

An indigenous creature of Scotland. The creature hunts men who are either drug addicts or paedophiles and proceeds to perform sexual intercourse and because of the minimalism of it's vaginal passage it rips the "Banjo String" of her victim.

Banjo Geddes, Gaspard Ulliel

by Vanilla Bear!!!xD November 21, 2010