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Gearóid is a lover of the mma fighter, Conor McGregor. He loves women and will lose his absolute shit if you imply he likes men. Gearóid is anti-abortion and anti-LGBTQ+ community. His favourite song is "Born in the usa" by Bruce Springsteen. Surprisingly he adores the jewish community, but still feels like Hitler was on the right track.
Donald: God i hate the gays
Biden: You`re such a Gearóid
Gearóid by FolanBriggsCorcoran December 28, 2020
Words you can keep
He's a fair Gearóid
Gearóid by Gearóid12 June 5, 2018
An awesome and goofy guy. He is the guy most people wanna hang out with. He will make you cry with laughter! He is an awesome friend and is very trustworthy. He lives life on the edge. He always very swaggy and nothing will bring him down!
Gearoid is awesome!!!!
Gearoid by The_Myth June 12, 2018
A man with a funny name working in Holland for Cisco
Hi Gearoid, how are you today?
Gearoid by Beto March 2, 2004
An intelligent person who lives life on the edge. Gearoid will always be wearing a swaggy outfit. He is the guy you would like to hang out with. Gearoid is funny and goofy.
Boy: Have you ever heard of Gearoid?
Girl: Yes! Who hasn’t he is awesome!
Gearoid by The_Myth June 12, 2018
gearoids are smegma males who are typically closeted homo,
these types of men tend to hang out with other short people typically under 2ft to make them feel tall,
gearoids tend to attract annoying blonde haired boys named finn who really like fortnite and dont shut up,
altogether gearoids are really annoying and say the n word alot
person 1: hey have you heard of gearoid?
person 2: yeah hes such a n-
gearoid by meomwomeowmeoew October 10, 2021
Gearoid’s are usually extremely unattractive, so much so they look fucking alien.

Stay as far away as possible from a Gearoid they are usually massive cunts.
Gearoid’s come in all shapes and sizes but Ginger ones are the most lethal because they have no soul.

Be careful of Gearoid’s.
Esteban: hey bro, you see that guy he’s a fucking asshole.
Boblay: I know man that’s Gearoid! what a cunt!
Gearoid by GingeyGod July 7, 2019
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