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Grand Dad I'd Like (to) Fuck
Holy shit! Can you believe Pierce Brosnan is 62?!? TFW you totally want to bang a GDILF.
GDILF by Kiwi, Cool Story July 11, 2016
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Grand Dad I Like to Fuck.

The "d" is silent, it sounds much like Glif.
Yeah, he's a gdilf I like to sleep with sometime.
gdilf by Ally Means October 21, 2007
Related Words
gdilf • gilf • GMILF • grilf • ggilf • GDILIVES • GFILF • Gilf Hunter • Guilford • guilfoy
A grandpa you’d like to duck
I want a gdilf
Gdilf by Foxymoma25 January 23, 2019
JoeT1- Yo did you see sof the other day??
JoeT2- Omg yea! Totally a gdilf
Gdilf by S_kate862 September 22, 2017
Wow isn't he mr. unapproachable from way back when?

Yeah, but he's still hot af, he's my GDILF.
GDILF by Toomuchtimeonmyfeet September 24, 2021

GILF complex 

A GILF complex is the guilty desire to fuck Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. As experienced by Liberal males, the GILF complex can be deeply troubling.
"Although her big splotchy moo cow blouse was a bit disconcerting, I experienced full turgidity as Governor Palin bent over to pick up her speech notes. Palin's saucy hausfrau ass just sort of sprung out at me from heavy polyester bondage- POW! And just as quickly, there it was- the ol' GILF complex.
GILF complex by Mo Dixley October 19, 2008
Hey Baker, when Bristol pops out that baby, Sarah Palin will be such a royal gilf!
gilf by Otis Browning February 20, 2009
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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