gconsolero
A type of mental disease about a cognitive disorder revolving around the sheer refusal to interact. The condition will be typically prominent in things/objects that spend up to an entire daylight's worth of time doing pointless interactions with unpopular forms of media. Results that can be produced from gconsolero may range from; seeing things in the mirror that don't exist, confused gender identification, an odd craving for unpopular media the more that is consumed, digital materialism.
Other less likely symptoms may include: Splitting head aches, blurred vision, uncontrollable sneezing, dysfunctional speech mannerisms, not having the strength to lift both arms in the air for several seconds. No other symptoms are known.
Other less likely symptoms may include: Splitting head aches, blurred vision, uncontrollable sneezing, dysfunctional speech mannerisms, not having the strength to lift both arms in the air for several seconds. No other symptoms are known.
Man 1: "My poor friend might have this condition, I hear it's called gconsolero.."
Man 2: "How can you tell he has gconsolero?"
Man 1: "All he does is stay cooped up in his room and play dead videogames for hours on end. Last time I saw him he was in a maid dress with.. cat ears?"
Man 2: "Yeah, sounds like it's got the gconsoleros.. May take it months or even years to recover."
Man 2: "How can you tell he has gconsolero?"
Man 1: "All he does is stay cooped up in his room and play dead videogames for hours on end. Last time I saw him he was in a maid dress with.. cat ears?"
Man 2: "Yeah, sounds like it's got the gconsoleros.. May take it months or even years to recover."
gconsolero by IQZAMI December 27, 2021
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